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Zac poses with Kid Reporter Emily.
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March 2, 2006
The Scoop on 'High School Musical'
Kid Reporter Emily Doveala interviewed stars Zac Efron and Ashley Tisdale
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You've invited ten friends over for the premiere of High School Musical, the latest new movie from Disney Channel. Your mom's making popcorn as the rest of your friends count down to the start of the movie. Did you know thousands of other kids are doing exactly the same thing?
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Emily chats with High School Musical star, Ashley Tisdale.
| The premiere of this movie, about two high school students who pursue their love for singing and acting despite pressure from friends and family to 'Stick to the Status Quo,' as one song puts it, was a huge success.
Disney is planning to make a sequel since this movie is so popular.
TFK Kid Reporter Emily Doveala interviewed Zac Efron who plays Troy Bolton, and Ashley Tisdale who plays Sharpay Evans, at a New York City media event held for the movie.
TFK: How did you get involved with the Disney Channel?
Zac: It was a regular audition, like any other day, and I went in and had to sing and dance. It lasted about seven and a half hours, and before I knew it, I had booked a role in High School Musical. It was pretty cool.
Ashley: I auditioned for Disney Channel a lot when I was younger. I got so close, but I didn't get it, and I was always so frustrated. It wasn't until I came in for the pilot audition for Suite Life of Zack and Cody and I tested and I did the pilot and it got picked up, and it kind of all started from there. Then I auditioned for High School Musical and I tested with everybody for that, and I got that job, so I've been very lucky.
TFK: How long did it take to make the movie?
Zac: It took a total of six weeks. We had two weeks of rehearsal and then we had four weeks of principal photography. So, all together six weeks to make the movie.
Ashley: They had to get me in and out because I had to get back to Suite Life for the second season. We did a week in Los Angeles of recording, and two weeks of dance rehearsal, and two weeks of principal photography.
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Zac gets his head in the game with other cast members of High School Musical.
| TFK: How many hours a day did you rehearse dancing or singing?
Zac: The first two weeks we would show up to rehearsal at 9:00 o'clock and I think we'd get off at about 5:00 o'clock. That was for the rehearsal for the dancing and basketball and acting and everything. And then during the rest of the shoot when we weren't on camera we were rehearsing.
Ashley: Wow, for two weeks we went from 9:00 to 6:00 for dance rehearsal and it was the big musical numbers with everybody, and it was also the solo numbers.
TFK: What was your favorite part about filming this movie?
Zac: My favorite part of filming this movie was just the interaction with the cast, and making a whole bunch of new friends and singing and dancing while we were filming.
Ashley: I have to say the musical numbers were awesome. To have a movie with music videos within the movie is really cool. Just having fun and I think it showed up on screen that we all were having a blast. It looked like a huge party.
TFK: What was it like working with such a big cast?
Zac: It was a blast. The whole cast would hang out after every day of shooting. We'd go out and eat dinner and we just did fun stuff together and it made being on the set a lot more fun.
Ashley: It was awesome. It was really cool getting to work with your really good friends. It was just amazing…from the costars to the extras, the extras were 300; they expected a lot from them because they had to dance. Everybody was great.
TFK: What did you expect from this movie?
Zac: I expected, when I started, that hopefully we could bring musicals back into the spotlight. And I grew up with a lot of musicals, it's all I watched. It's awesome to be able to bring a little bit of that back to Disney Channel which kids really watch these days.
Ashley: I knew it was really good because when we were filming we could just tell it was really good. We had a lot of support from Disney and we had a great director and we trusted him and we knew it was going to be good, but we never knew it was going to be this good. It was really awesome to hear the ratings and the album kind of came from left field, like we did not know it was going to be that successful.
TFK: What was your big break?
Zac: My big break? Probably getting into a show called Summerland on the WB-11 Channel. And then probably High School Musical after that.
Ashley: My big break was actually Suite Life. I was on Seventh Heaven. I did Charmed. I did tons of TV shows, guest appearances. But Suite Life was my big break and I was very happy and excited about that.
TFK: What advice would you give to kids who want to have a career in acting?
Zac: My advice would be to go and sign up for the first play you can find, audition and see how you like it. If you enjoy being on stage, then I can almost guarantee that you are going to like being in front of the camera.
Ashley: I think, follow your dreams. If you really, really want to do it, you should definitely go for it. But you have to know that it's not all glamorous like people expect it to be. They think 'Wow, that looks like so much fun. It's so glamorous.' It is fun, but you have to make it fun and you have to work really hard because it is a job. It is hard work and there is a lot of rejection. You have to take acting practice and really work hard at it.
By Emily Doveala
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